{"product_id":"stay-positive-keyring-by-steven-rhodes","title":"Steven Rhodes Retro Cartoon Ironic Keyrings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOfficially licensed Steven Rhodes enamel keyring that brings retro charm to your everyday carry. These quirky gold-finished piece clips onto keys, bags, or wherever you need a dose of nostalgic humour. Part of the iconic Steven Rhodes collection—perfect for collectors of vintage-inspired gifts with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStay Positive: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e A cheerful snorkeller facing down a shark on this light blue enamel keyring—because nothing says \"stay positive\" like impending doom. The perfect dark-humoured reminder that even when life's about to bite, you've got this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove you to death:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Till death do us part? Please, these two reapers are in it for eternity. Featuring scythes crossed in a heart shape, this enamel keyring is perfect for lovers with a dark sense of humour and zero fear of commitment. Romance has never looked so grim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSick of Your Shit\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e An 80s cartoon masterpiece of a girl in bed declaring she's \"Sick of your shit\"—because sometimes wellness means telling people exactly where to go. Retro, sarcastic, and brutally honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePortal To The Cat Dimension:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Featuring a retro-style bedroom portal absolutely bursting with gloriously weird cats. Ideal for cat lovers, interdimensional adventurers, and anyone convinced their furry friend is secretly an alien\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou're My Chosen One:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Because nothing says \"special\" like being whisked away by a flying saucer. Featuring a pink and colourful retro-style alien abduction scene. Perfect for hopeless romantics, alien enthusiasts alike. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorship Coffee:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Bow before the brew! This keyring features a caffeinated cult gathered around their one true saviour, a giant, all-powerful coffee pot. Perfect for those who don't rise and shine so much as stagger and stumble through \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Emotional Baggage:\u003c\/strong\u003e F\u003c\/span\u003eeaturing a girl standing victorious atop her emotional mountain, this cheeky keychain is features the phrase 'My Emotional Baggage'. A tongue-in-cheek reminder that we're all a bit mad, and that's perfectly alright. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRainy Day Fun:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e A cheeky enamel keyring featuring Steven Rhodes' hilariously dodgy home tattoo kit design. Perfect for rebels, risk-takers, and anyone who's made questionable decisions on a rainy day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet's Make Brownies:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Featuring a retro baking scene with very special ingredients, this cheeky keyring is perfect for secret chefs, herbal enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a bit of culinary mischief. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLearn About Recycling:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Nothing says \"green living\" like becoming fertiliser. This delightfully morbid keyring features a grinning skeleton sprawled across a gravestone, surrounded by cheerful sunflowers and the text 'Learn About Recycling'. Perfect for eco-conscious folks who find dark humour more sustainable than optimism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOff in Fantasy Land:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e A whimsical keyring featuring Steven Rhodes' psychedelic design—mushrooms, magic, and trippy wonderland vibes. Perfect for daydreamers and escapists who want a splash of quirky imagination on their keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnxiety Attack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e With the text 'Anxiety Attack - Insert coins'. Ever feel like your anxiety's the final boss? This enamel keyring channels retro arcade chaos—goblins, nightmares, and existential dread all wrapped up in Steven Rhodes' darkly hilarious style. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Something Different Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"Stay Positive","offer_id":59699689062734,"sku":"S03725168","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Love You To Death","offer_id":59699689095502,"sku":"S03725171","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sick Of Your Shit","offer_id":59699689128270,"sku":"S03725165","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Portal To The Cat Dimension","offer_id":59699689161038,"sku":"S03725174","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"You're My Chosen One","offer_id":59699689193806,"sku":"S03725167","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Worship Coffee","offer_id":59699689226574,"sku":"S03725162","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"My Emotional Baggage","offer_id":59699689259342,"sku":"S03725169","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rainy Day Fun","offer_id":59699689292110,"sku":"S03725173","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Let's Make Brownies","offer_id":59699689324878,"sku":"S03725164","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Learn About Recycling","offer_id":59699689357646,"sku":"S03725172","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off In Fantasy Land","offer_id":59699689390414,"sku":"S03725166","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anxiety Attack","offer_id":59699689423182,"sku":"S03725161","price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/3326\/2670\/files\/Steven_Rhodes_Collection_Vintage_Retro_Funny_Ironic_Keyrings.jpg?v=1779231999","url":"https:\/\/clumzy.co.uk\/products\/stay-positive-keyring-by-steven-rhodes","provider":"Clumzy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}