DESCRIPTION
Officially licensed Steven Rhodes enamel keyring that brings retro charm to your everyday carry. These quirky gold-finished piece clips onto keys, bags, or wherever you need a dose of nostalgic humour. Part of the iconic Steven Rhodes collection—perfect for collectors of vintage-inspired gifts with personality.
Stay Positive: A cheerful snorkeller facing down a shark on this light blue enamel keyring—because nothing says "stay positive" like impending doom. The perfect dark-humoured reminder that even when life's about to bite, you've got this.
Love you to death: Till death do us part? Please, these two reapers are in it for eternity. Featuring scythes crossed in a heart shape, this enamel keyring is perfect for lovers with a dark sense of humour and zero fear of commitment. Romance has never looked so grim.
Sick of Your Shit: An 80s cartoon masterpiece of a girl in bed declaring she's "Sick of your shit"—because sometimes wellness means telling people exactly where to go. Retro, sarcastic, and brutally honest.
Portal To The Cat Dimension: Featuring a retro-style bedroom portal absolutely bursting with gloriously weird cats. Ideal for cat lovers, interdimensional adventurers, and anyone convinced their furry friend is secretly an alien
You're My Chosen One: Because nothing says "special" like being whisked away by a flying saucer. Featuring a pink and colourful retro-style alien abduction scene. Perfect for hopeless romantics, alien enthusiasts alike.
Worship Coffee: Bow before the brew! This keyring features a caffeinated cult gathered around their one true saviour, a giant, all-powerful coffee pot. Perfect for those who don't rise and shine so much as stagger and stumble through
My Emotional Baggage: Featuring a girl standing victorious atop her emotional mountain, this cheeky keychain is features the phrase 'My Emotional Baggage'. A tongue-in-cheek reminder that we're all a bit mad, and that's perfectly alright.
Rainy Day Fun: A cheeky enamel keyring featuring Steven Rhodes' hilariously dodgy home tattoo kit design. Perfect for rebels, risk-takers, and anyone who's made questionable decisions on a rainy day.
Let's Make Brownies: Featuring a retro baking scene with very special ingredients, this cheeky keyring is perfect for secret chefs, herbal enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a bit of culinary mischief.
Learn About Recycling: Nothing says "green living" like becoming fertiliser. This delightfully morbid keyring features a grinning skeleton sprawled across a gravestone, surrounded by cheerful sunflowers and the text 'Learn About Recycling'. Perfect for eco-conscious folks who find dark humour more sustainable than optimism.
Off in Fantasy Land: A whimsical keyring featuring Steven Rhodes' psychedelic design—mushrooms, magic, and trippy wonderland vibes. Perfect for daydreamers and escapists who want a splash of quirky imagination on their keys.
Anxiety Attack: With the text 'Anxiety Attack - Insert coins'. Ever feel like your anxiety's the final boss? This enamel keyring channels retro arcade chaos—goblins, nightmares, and existential dread all wrapped up in Steven Rhodes' darkly hilarious style.